In my mind, there is no question about it - everyone has to have sex with their spouse in a car at least once in their lives. If you've never done the good old fashioned backseat tango with your partner or if you did and simply want to re-kindle the memories of yesteryear, here's a fun game to play:
- Pull your car into a private area, preferbly not in public where local bylawas may get you into trouble. Worst case, an area like behind your house or inside the garage (with the motor off of course) would work.
- Be sure to take out any car seats or other objects in your back seat.
- Sit in the front seats of the car with your spouse, fully clothed and buckled in.
- Start a heavy make-out session and remove your seatbelt buckles.
- As things get steamier, find a way to pull your spouse into the back seat without getting out of the car.
Variations:
Try to do the deed by challenging each other to undo but not remove a single amount of clothing.
Make it better:
Couples that have tried this have found that being formally dressed has been the most fun (and also challenging). Next time you get home from a formal event, send home the sitter and try this game out while the kids are still fast asleep. Another good way to make this better is to throw some odl songs from your dating years on the player / car radio.
So what are you waiting for? The closeness of cramped quarters, steamed-up windows and fumbling around with your partner – if you haven’t experienced this at least once, you’re not living. Have fun and try not to set off the horn by accident :)
-BSYNH
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