If you were dating your spouse way before smartphones became as popular as they are today, chances are you never had the pleasure of having a booty call with your spouse-to-be. Here's a fun and flirtatious way to surprise your partner and call in a booty call with someone who already lives under your roof:
Start with an excuse to send your spouse out of the house late at night (or when the kids are fast asleep). Excuses like needing to pick up something urgent at a late-night pharmacy (I'm not feeling well...) or something rush for tomorrow morning at a late-closing store (yikes, need this for tomorrow's school project!) or maybe your favorite snack from a late night restaurant are easy ideas for the ruse.
When your spouse agrees to head out, tell them there is one other thing that you needed (maybe something else on sale, etc) but can't remember. Ask them to text you when they get there in case you've remembered.
Once they text you, tell them there's been a change in plans and you need them to back right away. Be as racy or descriptive as you want to be with the reason, for example:
- You can't stop thinking about them since they left and need them back NOW
- You're waiting in bed for them and doing naughty things while passing the time
- A picture is worth a thousand words: text a picture of what is waiting for them at home. Hurry back?
- Leave a note they will see as they walk in to say you're not in the bedroom, leave some hints on where to find you and what you'd like them to do when they do find you.
- Leave a trail of your clothes leading to where you're waiting
- Set the mood - light candles or bring out some naughty toys to play with
Hopefully your spouse won't get a speeding ticket heading back. Don't text and drive, my naughty friends :)
-BSYNH
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